CATHOLIC PRIEST WAKES UP WITH VAGINAL YEAST INFECTION ON HIS HEAD!
LANSING, MI. - In a bizarre medical rarity, a Catholic priest woke up Sunday with his head covered in a yeast infection. Usually known to afflict the, ahem; private parts of some women, the itching and burning infection caused a serious discharge to spew from the mouth of Father William R. (Bill) Luggar.
"Father" William R. Lugger, is the Pastor of St. Casimir's, an allegedly Catholic Church in Lansing, Michigan.
In an exclusive interview with Vox Cantoris, Father Lugger said, "I don't know what happened; Sister Donna Quinn of Nuns for Choice, sent me a new biretta and I wanted to wear it at Mass; I thought it was a little queer, but figured that Pope Francis changed the style or something, and when I put it on, my head began to itch and burn."
When told that the hat was a "p***y-hat" Father asked, "Why would anyone wear a cat hat on their head?"
Following an examination earlier today, it was determined that the cause of Father's affliction was a profound lack of supernatural faith associated with the "synthesis of all heresies," known as Modernism, combined with a serious case of Personalism due to an acute propensity for liturgical abuse, moral relativism and a "hermeneutic of discontinuity and rupture."
Further investigation revealed that the condition also affect the part of the brain associated with obedience, tradition and the culture of all things Catholic. It causes one to dispel the notion of penance resulting in eating fried bologna sandwiches on Fridays.
Of course, given the Inauguration of Donald John Trump as the 45th President of the United States, Vox is certain that Father Lugger confused himself and that while a great day, it was not a Solemnity, thus the Friday fast was not excused.
https://www.facebook.com/wloogs
Father Lugger's many defenders on Facebook are most welcome to comment.
Fr. Bill Lugger – lugger@stcas.org
20 comments:
As horrible as it was, unfortunately, it doesn't surprise me. There are thousands of liberal "Facebook priests" just like him. But I did think it was odd that after putting the picture up on his page and getting 70+ shares, he then then became angry that he had been "outed" (a hostile party put the picture up on the Facebook page of his diocese). I mean, he wanted people to know about it, but then he didn't want people to know about it? I expect nothing much will happen but I could be wrong.
Sure if it comes around to the truth, apostate VC2 Sodomite "catholic" takeover church was 100% behind this march and also the protests during the inauguration. Just because so many of them are sodomite pedophile lesbian perverts. How they are allowed to indoctrinate our youth is beyond me -- unless because so many are dead in the sin of contraception & sterilization (including porn addiction).
To think this has been 'under review' by Freak's vatican for FOUR years (w/no action) -- too bad he and all his satanic pedophile freaks can't be voted out!
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/dossier-from-georgetown-canon-law-suit-released-reveals-extensive-concerns
https://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/just-a-few-of-the-lgbt-signs-seen-at-the-womens-march?utm_term=.jqYplvD57r#.lwg6dw5vN1
http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2017/01/lgbtq-equality-among-causes-inspiring-womens-march-washington/
How 'bout the nuns?
"Sister Barbara Battista of Terre Haute , Indiana had made arrangements in the summer to attend what she thought would be Hillary Clinton’s inauguration. “Obviously, those plans changed,” the Catholic nun said. “But then I realized, I got some time and energy. I want to do something positive.” [Like support sins that cry to heaven for vengeance.] She first heard about the Women’s March in late November: “I started planning to drive out there with a few people, and then I just started spreading the word.” Soon, her carpool went from a mini-van to 25-passenger bus to an even bigger vehicle. March coordinators from Indiana began assembling a FLEET of buses, and estimate more than 5,000 people will be travelling down to the march from the Hoosier state.[wonder where sissy's energy will be Jan 27?] http://www.cbsnews.com/news/meet-the-women-of-the-womens-march-on-washington/
"They also told the Pope, “we hope to experience an end to the use of Communion as a reward for doctrinal orthodoxy.” [Sisters Barb Battista & Jeannine Gramick]
https://www.futurechurch.org/press-releases/futurechurch-and-51-reform-organizations-from-us-and-around-world-request-meeting
"Sister Simone Campbell, SSS. In fact, she will be a speaker at the main Women’s March in Washington, DC today." And of course she will be supporting SODOMY: ‘Nun on the Bus’ Speaks on Justice, Spirituality, and Equality for Women and LGBT People"
https://newwaysministryblog.wordpress.com/2017/01/21/nun-on-the-bus-speaks-for-social-justice-spirituality-and-equality-for-women-and-lgbt-people/
Bre: I ran into a group of pro-life nuns from the Sisters of Mercy, who said they were there to support women’s rights and to express concerns about human trafficking, climate change, and sexism. [But no concern for the souls of their fellow marchers (or their own) for supporting baby murder, sodomy and the devil! Sounds like the entire VC2 sect including the self-proclaimed 'faithful' prolifers who worship w/these perverts every Sunday]
http://thefederalist.com/2017/01/22/heres-what-we-saw-at-the-womens-march-in-washington-d-c/
Wonder if it was these same prolife Sisters of Mercy
http://liveactionnews.org/pro-abortion-rep-jackie-speier-to-talk-on-mercy-at-catholic-retreat-house/
Then there's THE RAPE of the 13 year old Virgin & Martyr St. Agnes by the Freak Fake News Satanists: "On the feast of St. Agnes, who, having vowed her life to Christ against the wishes of her father, walked naked through her village to protest her betrothal"
http://www.americamagazine.org/politics-society/2017/01/22/catholic-sisters-join-womens-march-washington
Here's Wikipedia's version: "The Prefect Sempronius condemned Agnes to be dragged naked through the streets to a brothel." [Agnes of Rome (c. 291 – c. 304) is a virgin–martyr, venerated as a saint in the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodox Church, the Anglican Communion, and Lutheranism. She is one of seven women, who along with the Blessed Virgin, are commemorated by name in the Canon of the Mass. She is the patron saint of chastity, gardeners, girls, engaged couples, rape survivors, virgins, and the Children of Mary.]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnes_of_Rome
http://www.passionistnuns.org/Saints/StAgnes/index.htm
http://www.encyclopedia.com/people/philosophy-and-religion/saints/saint-agnes
May God rebuke them we humbly pray and cast into hell satan and all the evil spirits who prowl around the world seeking the ruin of souls!
Mean while. In Pakistan Franciscans celebrate the birth of Muhammad http://www.traditioninaction.org/RevolutionPhotos/A713-Lahore.htm
This is all cruel and derogatory. I used this hat as a prop for 5 seconds for a homily. Which you did not hear. I preached on healing, care for the marginalized and respect for life from womb to tomb...as I ALWAYS do
Fr. William Lugger
Before I get all fired up about this, you mean he really wore that hat? At Mass? In a real Catholic Church? And he's truly an ordained Priest? (I want to see his Holy Orders!)
Please tell me this is a bad joke.
This is the liturgical abuse at minimum. Coming from somebody that quotes Michelle Obama, it does not surprise
Dear Father Lugger,
I applaud you for coming here to comment, since you obviously read my note to you.
Derogatory? Cruel?
What you did was a disgusting display of narcissism and clericalism. The Mass is in no need of props of any kind, be it a "vagina" or a Cheesehead as in Cardinal Dolan when in Milwaukee.
I am sick, sick, sick of these disgusting antics by priests who for a half century abused Our Lord and His Divine Worship. I am 60, just a little younger than you. I saw the hurt in my mother over the destruction. I survived abusive Basilians Sons of Bitches who beat the Church out of me. Now that I am back, I will fight for Christ and His Church with my dying breath from priests such as you so caught up in your own arrogance that you can't see the harm you do!
No, you had no right to do this. You disgraced the Mass, and objectively, committed a grave sin. You posted the picture on Facebook. You made it public. You bragged about it. Now you can reap what it will get you.
Repent of your liturgical abomination!
Go to Confession.
Stop this social justice insanity and liturgical abuse.
Learn the Mass of your childhood, read your Office, pray it and save souls including your own.
There is war on in the Church and you need to decide how much more incense you'll burn for B'aal and populism or do it for God!
Dear Fr. Lugger,
I'm just a typical Catholic wife and mother. And if you had worn that hat at a Mass in my home parish, my entire family would have walked out and I would have explained to my children on the way home the meaning of the term "false prophet". You do NOT shame Christ in that manner. Keep the cheap social justice antics where they belong -- in the gutter.
And absolutely GO TO CONFESSION.
This, in my opinion, is just another clerical abuse during the liturgy. If a priest feels that he requires props or other antics, perhaps they need to evaluate their calling. They are not supposed to entertain, but rather preach. I don't recall Our Lord doing a juggling act or mime performance during His sermon on the mount. I really can't recall Him banging on a guitar or tap dancing on the table during the last supper either. But I'll just leave it up to antipope Bergoglio to criticize him for not doing so in the name of entertainment. There will come a day when the Church will become small again and be restored by The Holy Ghost. I cannot wait until the Church is purged of effeminate and self serving priests. No wonder the Church has become an international laughing stock. We need holy priests who will restore the sanctity of the liturgy and defend Catholic teachings rather than conform to the world. Don't they see they are as Pilate, bending to the world that seeks to crucify Christ. Blessed Mother, help us by the example of your perfect virtue. Lord Jesus, save sinners. Amen
I am speechless. You wicked, wicked, wicked man!
Fr. Lugger,
The HOLY SACRIFICE OF THE MASS is not 'entertainment hour.' Please get back to you Catholic roots for the good of souls including your own! Since Vatican 11, the BEAUTIFUL Mass has been RAPED and desecrated BEYOND BELIEF! Instead of giving honor and glory to God the 'modern Mass' or the 'New Order' of the Mass has totally GLORIFIED MAN, and given only lip service to the CRUCIFIED CHRIST! In a large majority of N.O. Parishes the N.O. Mass has become nothing more than a 'porn show' of sorts which has emptied the pews and closed parishes. When oh when are Priests going to see that the TRUTH OF THE MASS OF OLD IS ATTRACTIVE AND BEAUTIFUL, drawing souls back to Christ and filling our Churches. When are priests going to internalize the fact that TRUTH IS ATTRACTIVE? There is NO NEED to ENTERTAIN when the Sacrifice of the Mass is celebrated properly! Christ will draw souls to Himself all on His own and you will fill your Church to the breaking point if you celebrate the true SACRIFICE! Statistics prove that Traditional Parishes are GROWING EXPONENTIALLY.
Begin to PRAY THE ROSARY, and I GUARANTEE YOU that the Blessed Mother will open your eyes, and turn you around 180 degrees, just as she did for me years ago. I bought the LIE lock, stock and barrel which in turn sent me spiraling down slowly but surely to the depths of heartache and misery caused by sin. It was through a crisis in our family that a friend suggested I begin praying the Rosary. It changed my life, and it gave ME LIFE! Begin to pray the Rosary and the Blessed Mother will absolutely open your eyes to the TRUTH, and the TRUTH is NOT Clown Masses, Liturgical Dance, and Pussy Hats which glorify MAN and MOCK CHRIST!
I will PRAY FOR YOU FR!!
Fr. Luggar, I am horrified that you, as a Catholic priest, would do such a thing. At that march, there was a banner held by two women that said "If Mary had aborted Jesus, we wouldn't be in this mess", do YOU agree with that? You say you agree with it by actions. You put your own soul and the souls of Catholics who look up to you in great peril. Do you honestly believe Jesus would approve of your wearing such an offensive garment on your head at all? As a woman, I find it alarming and absurd that women attended this march with children, and in the presence of children, used the most crude vulgarity and demonstrated their obsession with female genitalia. This is to actually degrade the status of women, and causes a mental reduction to women as only genitalia. Why the public can't see this I don't know, but I would certainly hope a Catholic priest would understand that!
You have acted beneath the dignity of your own vocation. Catholics are yearning for priests who will defend Holy Mother Church against this Satanic assault. Will you too, abandon Christ?
Folks, I believe we have a future bishop here!
My heart is broken
Well, people want their entertainment at the Mass of the 1960s.
Just went to his Facebook page out of curiosity and was met with a picture of a BDSM couple in full fetish gear....a fine and appropriate image for the Facebook page of a Roman Catholic Priest (I took a screenshot, but won't inflict it on the readers here...but I have proof!).
On second look, the picture actually is of Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke in a comedy bit of less than stellar taste. Still inappropriate, though, imho.
I am an anthroposophist non- Catholic with an abiding respect for ritual practice - and happened onto this situation via a mutual friend Thus I am admittedly a multi-leveled outsider. But I - as one who finds meaning in esoteric Christianity and the revelation of the New Mysteries through the deed of a Christ - am compelled to reflect back to each of you that the judgmental, scolding, disrespectful, and self-righteous condemnation of a priest/ fellow human being coupled with the utter lack of compassion and forgivenes that has been expressed here reflects poorly on you and your Catholic faith in the public eye. What you are doing is not defending the faith - but instead weakening it through a failure to live the example of Christ. Your words of scorn, accusation, condemnation convince me yet again that this church could never be my home. May we all bear in mind that he who is without sin ....
“Anthroposophy is a philosophy founded by Rudolf Steiner that postulates the existence of an objective, intellectually comprehensible spiritual world that is accessible by direct experience through inner development.”
First, as an anthroposophist, you are following darkness, you have given yourself over to Satan, as there is only one God, in Trinity and in Unity, and one worship of Him the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass, the re-presentation brought forward in time of the all-atoning blood sacrifice of Our Lord Jesus Christ for our sins and those of the whole world. Error has no rights. Therefore, you do not have the right to be an anthroposophist, you have the duty, especially now that you have been told, to ask the One, True God to enlighten your heart and mind and to send His grace upon you that you may come to the Truth.
Second, as someone with an “abiding respect for ritual practice,” you are not qualified, since you are not “Catholic” and not therefore even a “liturgist” also known as a terrorist, to comment since you do not understand the sacrilege committed by this priest. A priest who relished in his mockery and was obstinate to charitable correction on social media. A man who has mocked and derided the sheep and who has refused correction.
Do you also respect the “ritual practice” of Satanists who steal the Holy Eucharist, the Most Blessed Sacrament, the Holy Bread containing within it entirely the Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity of Our Lord Jesus Christ, to use it in their “ritual” actions upon which they spit, curse, urinate and defecate? Is that okay, as long as it wasn’t “stolen?”
Tell me friend, as one who respects, abidingly, ritual practice, does this include the ritualistic butchery and savagery of those ever so peaceful natives of what is now, Mexico, who would carve out the hearts still beating from sacrificial victims to their god, the Devil?
“Esoteric Christianity?” A lie, a false notion. Jesus was not just a good guy, a philosopher, a Buddha? He was God incarnate, come to Earth as the God-man! Oh he said some nice things? I’m sure Hitler said a few nice things too. You have a duty to seek out the Truth of Christ, notwithstanding my prideful arrogance or sarcastic wit against those who mock Him.
I seem to recall St. John the Baptist railing against Herod and Our Lord beating the defilers out of the Holy Temple. “Snakes, brood of vipers… whitewashed sepulchres.”
I am a soldier of Jesus Christ, that is what the Holy Spirit called me to be when I received the Sacrament of Confirmation. Different people have different gifts. My job is to wake up Catholic faithful to see the lies, deceit and evil before them. You cannot blame me for your lack of Faith. Nothing will bring you to Christ until YOU seek Him
You are following a false god, my friend, you have set yourself up to be god. You must get off the track you are on and come to the Truth.
Sometimes that needs to be told with frankness and honesty because there is no charity and no mercy without truth.
I will not be responsible for your eternal punishment. That rests upon you.
Jesus is waiting. It is your choice.
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