Tuesday, 28 April 2026

What Pope Leo XIV should have said to Mrs. Sarah Mullaly

Hello, Sarah. Lovely to see you here. I’ve met many laywomen, but that dress you’re wearing could start its own comedy show! Perhaps you’d have more fun heading home, whipping up a batch of cookies for the grandkids, and then treating your husband to a deluxe foot rub. Oh, and about those murdered and martyred ancestors of yours, the cathedrals stolen and the destroyed monasteries...but first, let's talk about your immortal soul.


From Pope Leo XIII:

On the Nullity of Anglican Orders - Papal Encyclicals

Pope John Paul II:

Ordinatio Sacerdotalis (May 22, 1994)



1 comment:

Brian said...

Hey Vox
Perhaps Sarah should use this 1962 hit as her theme. Lol
I wanna be Bobby's girl, by Marcie Blaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cfz33QIsdYy
We go from Georgy to Bobby Prevost, two non-dogmatic clerics pretending to be Catholic. Sarah will fit right in.