Tuesday, 17 March 2015

Dolan's thugs caught in Vortex! -- proves existence of Irish mafia

Foregoing his favorite Supercardinal cape for a shillelagh Timothy Cardinal Dolan was Grand Marshall at today's St. Patrick's Day Parade in New York City. In behaviour more suited to the Tammany Hall days of the Gangs of New York, than a parade in honour of Ireland's Patron Saint, Dolans's sycophantic thugs elbowed Michael Voris of Church Militant TV and put New York's less than finest on him.

Voris, with authorised press credentials, was in New York to report on the disgraceful action of this Prince of the Catholic Church. Dolan had agreed to be Grand Marshall for the parade which allowed for first time homosexualist groups to march.

Questioned by Vox who took a bullet-train to be in New York to question the Cardinal about the incident, His Eminence said that "all are welcome, except Michael Voris." The Cardinal went on to say that notwithstanding Pope Francis' comments about the shepherds being with the smelly sheep Dolan remarked that, the pope was speaking "metaphorically" and that it didn't include how one Irishman treats another. When asked if he felt that his henchmen acted improperly, the Cardinal responded, "Who am I to judge?"

Rumours persist that the payoffs for the multi-million dollar cathedral renovation have been insufficient and that the tightening rods attached to the renovated St. Patrick's Cathedral are deficient and may not protect the spires in the upcoming spring thunderstorms should St. Patrick lose patience and withdraw his protecting hand for being mocked by the very snakes that he beat out of Ireland. The ancient Celts were druids who fought naked and preferred the company of each other over their women.


BillyHW said...

When will the Lord deliver us from all the homosexual priests and bishops?

Dorota said...

He responded: Who am I to judge? Is this meant to be funny or is it meant to mock Christ's teaching?

Barona said...

The same mafia that happily collected cash to ship overseas to IRA gunmen.

Vox Cantoris said...

Dear Darota,

It is satire, I apologise for scandalising you. He did no really say that.

God bless.